Sip if any of the following occur:

• Bones says "He's dead, Jim."
• Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________
• Kirk gets the girl
• Kirk outwits a computer
• Kirk violates the prime directive
• Kirk's shirt gets ripped
• Kirk bluffs his out
• Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew
• Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech
• Kirk kisses the girl
• Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence
• Kirk says "Phasers on stun"
• Spock shows emotion
• Spock uses the Vulcan neck pinch
• Spock looks into the science station
• Spock refers to the doctor as illogical
• Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
• Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demanded
• Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat
• Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"
• Chekov promotes Russian history
• Chekov says "But Keptin...."
• Chekov pronounces a 'w' like a 'v'
• Sulu sets course
• Sulu has the con
• Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"
• Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages
• Uhura sings
• Yeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initial
• Yeoman Rand serves coffee
• Nurse Chapel lusts after Spock
• Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief
• Lt. Leslie appears or is mentioned
• A redshirt dies
• The weapons are powerless
• The transporter is inoperative
• Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
• Communicators malfunction
• The shields are about to collapse
• The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to
• The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
• You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere
• A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
• Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
• Special effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes

CHUG if any of the following occur:

• Kirk does not get the girl
• Sulu gets a sword
• Major character dies/is assumed dead
• Starfleet exhonorates the crew for their violation of regulations/orders
• The episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNG
• Lt. Leslie speaks
• Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century

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