The Mystery Science 3000 Drinking Game
Take a sip when
- Whenever the Mads refer to Joel or Mike by other than 'Joel' or 'Mike'
- Each time the bots make a Monty Python reference
- When the bots are fighting/disagreeing over something trivial
- Whenever Frank pushes the button
- Whenever Dr. Forrester pushes the button
- When it's a Lippert film (one drink everytime you think to yourself 'Oh my God, it's a
- Whenever any cast member makes a sexual reference, no matter how thinly disguised or
appropriate/inappropriate to the situation.
- Whenever someone other than Frank or Dr. F push the button (i.e. Steve Reeves, etc.)
- When it's a Corman film (keep drinking until you think to yourself, 'Hey, with a little
touch-up, this could be a good movie!')
- Each time the Haunting Torgo Theme plays
Hook an IV and call the doctor
- When Joel or Dr. Lawrence Erhardt return to the show (reruns do not count!)
- When Mike 'escapes' (after a contract dispute) and is replaced by Jimmy Smits or Paul
- Each time TV's Franks comes up with an invention that is safe, easy to use, practical,
and would greatly benefit mankind.
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