Originally found at http://www.concentric.net/~jjdippel/jagdrink.html (no longer available)

The Rules

• For every Salute, 1 Sip
• An officer calls a lower ranking person "Mister", 1 drink
• HARM calls a lower ranking person "Mister", 3 drinks
• Harm tactically jumps or rappels into a scene, 2 drinks
• Harm winks at Meg, 1 drink
• Harm chews out a Marine (DOUBLE if it's a Gunnery Sgt.) (TRIPLE if it's Meg doing the chewing), 1 drink
• Krennick "comes on" to Harm (TRIPLE if Krennick comes onto _Meg_!) (EMPTY THE BOTTLE if Krennick "comes on" to Chedwiggen!), 1 drink
• Harm is flying (DOUBLE if it's a Tomcat), 1 drink
• A QL Alum appears (TRIPLE if it's Dennis 'Gooshi' Wolfberg), 1 drink
• The scene is JAG HQ (DOUBLE for Bethesda Hospital), 1 drink
• References to "Top Gun" and/or "A Few Good Men", 1 drink
• Harm mentions night blindness, 2 drinks
• Meg mentions claustrophobia, 2 drinks
• Error in Naval protocol, 1 drink
• Bad guy comes onto Meg (Boo! Hiss!), 1 drink
• Bad GAL comes onto Harm (Boo! Hiss!), 2 drinks
• Villian comes onto Krennick, 3 drinks
• Marines appear in the episode. (OOH-RAH!!!), 1 drink
• Harm/Meg's old boss (DOUBLE if it's in the "new batch" of shows), 1 drink
• QL/Melrose Place/Life Goes On Alum., 1 drink
• VR.5/MPI Alum., 1 drink
• If someone says "Oh Boy!" for no apparent reason, 2 drinks
• Cameos by Frank Sinatra, Janet Leigh, or Angela Lansbury, 1 drink
• Ollie North appears, 2 drinks
• President Bill Clinton is in the scene, 1 drink
• Saddam Hussein is in the scene, 1 drink
• A "celebrity" has been CGI'd with Harm/Meg (TRIPLE if it is the actual person and not CGI), 2 drinks
• Lt. Kate Pike appears, 2 drinks
• Uniform changes, 1 drink
• Courtroom scenes, 2 drinks
• Cdr Krennick has her very confident ego dumped on when Harm doesn't "do" what she wants, 1 drink
• Meg is using a computer (DOUBLE if the computer screen matches the Operating System!!! (that is, she's typing on a PC and a Mac screen shows... no double!), 1 drink
• Harm/Meg uses the JAG office to "pull rank"/"get information" (DOUBLE if used against a superior officer) (DOUBLE when used outside of the Navy) (TRIPLE if against State!), 1 drink
• Someone who hated Rabb now refers to him as "the nicest, kindest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known.", 2 drinks
• Someone hands Rabb a deck of cards and suggests "Why don't you pass the time by playing a game of solitaire." (DRAIN BOTTLE if Queen of Diamonds comes up...), 3 drinks
• Harm/Meg is chewing out "Gunny" from Major Dad, Drain Bottle
• One glass of ice cold water in the face when Harm takes off his shirt!
• Two glasses of ice cold water in the face when it's Meg.

Ideas contributed by the subscribers to Peter Stark's JAG E-Mail Discussion List. Compilation and layout by J J Dippel.

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