The ER Drinking Game
This is a fun game but it takes a whole lot of playing to really be able
to enjoy it - but after a few weeks you'll be looking forward to Thrusday night so you and
all of your friends can play ER. As for getting drunk in this game, it can happen and it
does happen quite frequently in some episodes. Other times, you'll barely get a buzz. But
experiment and tell me what you think.
ER Drinking Game Version 4.01 The game is relatively simple. All you have to do is take
the number drinks specified when the action/event listed occurs. The author assumes do
responsibility for the kind of drink used. The best way to play is to assign each
character to a different person playing the game. Then, when that character's event/action
occurs, then that person can alert the group as to how many drinks must be taken. Once
again, play responsibly, and don't drink and drive.
Carter:
- Acts like Benton -- 2 drinks
- Says something sarcastic about Benton -- 1 drink, 2 if Benton overhears it
- Learns a new procedure -- 1 drink, 2 drinks if the instructor isn't Benton
- Has an encounter in the ER with a nubile young female in the ER -- 1 drink
- Has an encouter with a medical student in the ER -- 2 drinks
- Gets it right the first time -- 1 drink
- Is woken up suddenly -- 1 drink
- Is the victim of a practical joke -- 1 drink
- We find out why he's still with Benton -- chug
- Gets Benton back via a joke or other means -- 2 drinks
- Confrontation with other student (medical competitions included): 1 drink
- Flirts with Lewis -- 1 drink
- Acts cooler than actually is -- 1 drink
- Crouches in hallway or outside hospital, holding stethoscope, after frustrating event in
ER -- 1 drink
- Dances with both Lewis and Hathaway a la Al Gore -- chug
- Asks for a doctor (when he is one)-- 1 drink
Ross:
- Gets puppydog eyes while looking at Hathaway 1/2 drink
- Visits Hathaway off duty at an inappropriate time, gets rejected - 2 drinks
- Makes a pass at someone other than Hathaway - 1 drink
- Beds down with someone other than Hathaway - 1 drink
- A patient reminds him of the importance of true love -- 1 drink
- Rejects a woman's advances -- 1 drink
- Kisses Hathaway -- 2 drinks
- Sleeps with Hathaway -- chug
- Calls social services -- 1 drink
- Says the word "kiddo"--1 drink
- Musses with child's hair -- 1 drink
- Punches child's parent -- 1 drink
- Does something to jeopardize his career -- 1 drink
- Does something to save his career -- 2 drinks
- His dad contacts him -- 1 drink
- Asks Hathaway about the location/supply of drugs -- 1 drink
- He doesn't keep a secret -- 1 drink
Lewis:
- Boyfriend(Dr. Div Cvetic) appears -- 1 drink
- He reappears, but married -- 2 drinks
- Gets in an argument with another doctor -- 1 drink, 2 drinks if resident
- Is alone and stressed-out -- 1 drink
- Actually goes out on a date -- 1 drink
- Chloe appears -- 1 drink
- Chloe runs away -- 1 drink
- Chloe's boyfriend appears -- 1 drink
- Chloe reappears, with a new boyfriend -- 2 drinks
- Chloe claims she'll take care of "Little Susie" -- 1 drink
- Chloe smokes/drinks while talking about her baby -- 2 drinks
- Kisses another ER doctor -- 2 drinks
- Is contradicted by Kayson (cardiologist) -- 1 drink
- Pines for Green as he walks away, oblivious -- 1/2 drink
- Acts as Dr. Swift's little toadie -- 1 drink
- Someone calls her "Big Susie" -- 1 drink
- She brings "Little Susie" into the ER -- 1 drink
- She has Ross examine "Little Susie" -- 2 drinks
- She has anyone in the ER watch "Little Susie" -- 1 drink
- Talks about "Little Susie" -- 1 drink
- Her parents appear -- 1 drink
Greene:
- Cheats on wife -- 2 drinks
- With someone from the ER -- chug
- Doesn't wear scrubs -- 2 drinks
- Tries to leave ER, but is held up by emergency -- 1 drink
- Actually leaves the ER -- 2 drinks
- Says something encouraging to Carter -- 1 drink
- Says something encouraging to Lewis -- 1 drink
- Forgets an appointment because is too busy in the ER -- 1 drink
- Hands off assignment to Lewis -- 1 drink
- His wife talks about her boyfriend -- 2 drinks
- He reverses one of Weaver's "recommendations" -- chug
- Can't go to a medical seminar because of his daughter -- 1 drink
- Goes on date wearing scrubs -- 1 drink
Benton:
- Blows off Carter -- 1 drink
- Blows off Carter for another intern -- 2 drinks
- Blows off another resident -- 1 drink
- Lets Carter do something new -- 1 drink
- Doesn't blow off a family obligation -- 2 drinks
- Messes up a procedure -- 2 drinks
- Does a procedure after Intern Carter can't -- 1 drink
- Says something sarcastic -- 1 drink
- Goes on a date -- chug
- Fires Jeanie Boulet (Physical Therapist) -- 1 drink
- Apologizes to Jeanie -- 1 drink
- Makes "eyes" at Jeanie -- 1 drink
- Sleeps with Jeanie -- 1 drink
- Jeanie works on a patient with Benton (as a P.A.) -- 2 drinks
- Benton prevents her from working on a patient -- 2 drinks
- Her (ex)husband appears when he's talking to Jeanie -- 2 drinks
- Muscles in on someone else's procedure -- 1 drink
- Brother-in-law (The Guy from "Pulp Fiction") appears -- 1 drink
- Blows off head nurse -- 1/2 drink
- Says something kind to any ER member -- 3 drinks
- Bitches about refrigerator -- 1 drink
- Seems to actually care about a patient -- 1 drink
Hathaway:
- Looks at Ross while he's not looking 1/2 drink
- Fiancee(Dr. Taglieri) appears -- 1 drink
- Mentions him in earshot of Ross -- 1 drink
- Mentions suicide attempt -- 2 drinks
- Puts off the wedding -- 2 drinks
- Cancels wedding/engagement -- chug (and cheer loudly)
- Does some Mother Theresa-esque thing -- 1/2 drink
- Bounced from one doctor to another in order to assign patient to someone -- 1 drink
- Not in pink scrubs -- 1 drink
- Makes a comment about scrubs, their color, etc. -- 1 drink
- Shep appears -- 1 drink
- She goes out with Shep -- 1 drink
- Shep does some "home improvement" at her house -- 1 drink
- Shep talks about suicide patients in front of her -- 2 drinks
- Shep introduces her to his new girlfriend -- chug
- She helps out in the ER wearing a tank top -- 2 drinks
- She quits -- 2 drinks
- She complains about HMO's -- 1 drink
- She gets her job back -- 2 drink
nie Boulet:
- Any nurse gives her a dirty look -- 1 drink
- Any nurse tells her, "That's a P.A. job" -- 1 drink, 2 if Hathaway tells her
- She tells any nurse, "That's a nurse's job" -- 2 drinks
- She mentions she is married -- 1 drink
- Talks to Benton about their relationship -- 1 drink
- If she mentions her (ex)husband in the conversation -- 2 drinks
- She sleeps with Benton -- 1 drink
- She talks to anyone about being HIV+ -- 1 drink
- She gets worried when she does a procedure -- 2 drinks
ver:
- Someone knocks her cane away from her -- 1 drink
- She contradicts Lewis -- 1 drink, 2 if she does it in front of the patient
- Someone makes fun of her -- 1 drink, 2 if she catches them
- You hear her voice from the computer -- 1 drink
- Anyone gets into an argument with her -- 1 drink
- She makes a "recommendation" to Greene -- 1 drink
- Her boyfriend comes to the ER -- 1 drink
- She goes on a date with Dr. Morganstern -- 2 drinks
- She complains -- 1 drink
ft:
- Makes a good comment regarding a med student -- 1 drink
- Makes a sarcastic remark towards any ER Staff member -- 1 drink
- Makes a sarcastic remark towards Dr. Greene -- 2 drinks
- Contradicts any other ER doctor in re: treatment -- 1 drink
Lanstern:
- Morganstern mentions the piano showroom -- 1 drink
- If we find out why Morganstern keeps mentioning it -- 2 drinks
- Tells Greene to control Ross -- 1 drink
Jerry:
- Corrects someone that he is the "emergency services coordinator" -- 1 drink
- Appears in a costume of some sort (Shakespeare, Santa, etc.) -- 1 drink
- Appears with a sign on his back -- 1 drink
Bob:
- She appears -- 1 drink
- She performs a medical procedure -- 2 drinks
- Someone asks who she is -- 1 drink
Others:
- Someone orders O- blood in the ER -- 1 drink
- Patrick, The guy with the helmet appears -- 1 drink
- Someone calls "Carter" something other than "Carter" -- 1 drink
- Firefighter in Full turnout gear (Including Helmet) appears -- 1 drink
- Anyone mentions how little sleep they get (e.g. "Anything more than 3 hours and I'm
sluggish all day" --Benton) -- 1 drink
- Policeman appears -- 1 drink
- Someone shows up inappropriately garbed (i.e. tailored labcoat, tuxedo, helmet, etc.)
...... 1 drink
- A scene from St. Elsewhere is "reprised"... 1 drink
- The ER crew watches the scene of an accident on TV and prepare -- 1 drink
- A member of the ER staff comes in on a gurney -- 1 drink
- If they've inflicted it upon themselves -- 2 drinks
- Patient admitted who is amusingly under the influence of narcotic (LSD, PCP, alcohol) --
2 drinks
- Elderly patient wants to die -- 1 drink
- Defibrillators used on a patient -- 1/2 drink
- Defibrillators used on an staff member -- 1 drink
- Someone having sex in ER -- 2 drinks
- Someone sleeping in ER (staff member) -- 1/2 drink
- A gang member comes in as a patient, kicking and screaming -- 1 drink
- A gang member pulls out a gun in the ER -- 1 drink
- A gang member attacks any employee of the ER -- 2 drinks
- Any employee fights back -- 2 drinks
- A gang member has drugs hidden on them -- 1 drink
- Someone plays Doom against another hospital -- 1 drink
- They play music over the PA/stereo and everyone in the ER dances to it -- 2 drinks
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