Take One Drink Whenever:

• Bo leaves the keys to the General Lee in the car and it gets stolen.
• Bo and Luke go skinny dipping.
• A car chase occurs.
• A car jumps something.
• Rosco says "I'm gonna get them Duke boys," or some variation thereof.
• Rosco says "That's a big 10-4 little fat buddy."
• A door falls off a car. Two if it's a police car.
• The horn to the General Lee is sounded.
• Boss Hogg makes a reference to money.
• A jump scene is stopped midway for a commercial.
• Rosco does his little laugh at the end of a sentence, "Cucuu."
• The name "Cooter" is mentioned.
• A scene from the Opening Credits is actually in the show.
• A road, other than in town, is paved.
• Boss Hogg tries to frame the Dukes for something they didn't do.
• Someone uses an expletive other than "dang" or "heck."
• Someone driving a car slams the brakes in order to make 180 degree turn.
• Flash makes an appearance. Two, if she does something productive

Take Two Drinks Whenever:

• Anyone claims to know a shortcut.
• Uncle Jesse appears without his red hat.
• Cooter appears without dirt or grease somewhere on his person.
• Uncle Jesse has to be helped getting in and out of the General Lee.
• A reference to moonshine is made.
• It rains in Hazzard County.
• A sherrif from another county is involved in the plot, three if it's the sherrif from Chickasaw County.
• Someone other than a relative of the Dukes calls Uncle Jesse "Uncle Jesse."
• There is a pair of crooks, one being the brains and the other the brawn.
• Bo and Luke break some term of their parole.
• You see their parole officer.
• You find it ironic that Enos' last name is Straight and he works for Boss Hogg.
• Uncle Jesse says over the CB "Shepard to Lost Sheep".
  • Finish Your drink if Daisy repies "This is Little Bo Peep."
  • Finish your buddy's drink if Bo and Luke say "This is the Lost Sheep."

Finish your drink whenever

• Daisy appears without her "Daisy Dukes".
• You figure out why the doors to the General Lee were welded shut.
• An attractive woman other than Daisy appears in Hazzard County.
• Bo and Luke trick Enos or Rosco into letting them out of jail.
• Mable, the telephone operator, is shown.
• LuLu Hogg is shown.
• Cooter says, over the CB, "This is Crazy Cooter comin' atcha," or some variation thereof.

Rob the Liquor Store if:

• Boss Hogg appears without a white suit.

Stop playing immediately if:

• Bo and Luke are replaced by the cheap imitations

Drink everytime...

• The episode opens with a car chase.
• The Dukes decide to just lose Rosco/Enos/Cletus rather than pull over.
• You hear the General's horn.
• The General goes airborne.
• Rosco tries to eat Boss's food and is denied.
• Rosco bellows "Goo, Goo, Goo."
• Rosco says "Cuff'em and Stuff'em!"
• Rosco's car crashes during a chase.
• Rosco stakes out the Duke farm.
• Boss blames "Dem Duke boys!" for a crime.
• Boss is holding/counting money.
• Boss is eating.
• Bad guys are associated with Boss.
• You see Daisy's belly button.
• Daisy is wearing "Daisy Duke" shorts.
• Bo and Luke mention violating their probation.
• Bo or Luke slides across the General's hood.
• Rosco/Enos/Cletus attempt to arrest the Dukes and they run away.
• Every time anyone uses their handle on the CB.
• You see Lu Lu.
• Enos gets nervous around Daisy.
• Anyone besides Daisy changes clothes during an episode.
• If anyone goes to Chickasaw County.

Chug if...

• All of the main characters are in the final car chase.
• Bo and Luke use bows with dynamite arrows.
• Rosco actually eats some of Boss's food.
• Cletus and/or Enos actually arrest the Dukes without a chase.
• The Dukes actually commit a crime.
• The Dukes spend a night in jail.
• Bo and Luke change clothes in an episode.
• Cooter's wearing clean clothes... including a clean hat.
• Bad guys are not some how associated wtih Boss during the episode.

Tap a keg if...

• More than three cars explode in one episode.