The Chicago Hope Drinking Game
originally found at http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~clee/ch/drink.html
compiled by Beverly Blackwell (BevSouth@aol.com)
Take a sip when ....
- Anyone mentions the word "hope"
- Birch says, "This is not respect"
- Grad sways all opinions in IRB meeting
- Shutt gives Nyland a dirty look
- Birch holds a press conference
- Birch observes surgery with relative of patient
- Birch sings to his daughter
- Geiger sings in the OR
- Geiger rips off his surgical mask
- Infante uses a leech
- Birch writes a memo that everyone ignores
- Judge Aldrich orders Birch to say "I am a toad"
- Judge Aldrich mentions a bodily function
- Anyone mentions malpractice
- Saunders tries to hasten a terminal patient's death
- Kronk offers to punch somebody
- Nyland and Atkisson make out anywhere in the hospital
- Kadalski sings "High Hopes" (Note: special rule, 2 sips -- 1 for Kadalski, 1
for "hope")
- Atkisson holds a body part (severed or attached)
- Life-saving surgery by Geiger/Shutt/Kronk (either one or any combination) is necessary
- Geiger alienates any new member of the staff in under 20 seconds
- Birch says "I'm in charge"
- Any staff member uses coarse humor in a public area
- Laurie goes nuts and has to be restrained
Take a gulp when ....
- Watters uses his "Catholic objections" to any proposed medical treatment
- Shutt rips off his surgical mask
- Infante uses a leech
- Judge Aldrich orders Birch to say "I am a toad"
- Birch says "Yeah" (Note: special rule, 1 gulp per "yeah")
- Shutt sniffs somebody trying to smell sex
- Kronk removes foreign object from patient's stomach
- Shutt and Watters nearly hit each other
- Nyland and Atkisson "do it" anywhere in the hospital
- Shutt has to remove a bullet from somebody's brain
- Birch says, "Your lips do not move"
- Geiger sings anything from one of Mandy Patinkin's CDS
- Birch has baby puke on his shoulder
- Thurmond says, "That's a trick question"
- Birch writes a memo that everyone ignores AND uses for toilet paper
- Nyland kisses and/or sleeps with a wacko
- Laurie apologizes for being a wacko
- Thurmond operates on a vegetable or a piece of fruit
Chug your entire drink when ....
- Birch sings in the men's room
- Infante drops a leech on the floor and someone steps on it
- Camille finishes a sentence
- Watters euthanizes a patient
- Birch calls Judge Aldrich "The Honorable Justice Toad"
- Kronk gets punched
- Anyone dons a face shield in the ER
- Geiger swallows any item of jewelry
- Geiger bites anyone's finger
- Infante kisses Geiger
- Anybody other than Geiger sings something from one of Mandy Patinkin's CDS
- Birch wants to take a photo of baby puke on his shoulder
- Shutt has to remove exploding bullets from any single patient
- Angela embezzles money from Shutt (even on paper)
- Kronk removes a chess piece from a patient's stomach
- Kronk removes a hairball from a patient's stomach
- Any character from any other TV series shows up, in character
- Birch is held hostage by a terrorist or terrorist wannabee
- Geiger paces in his boxer shorts
- Any patient milks his or her tumors
- The music in the operating room matches the procedure being performed
- A patient whose leg has been amputated tries to fight any medical personnel while
hopping around on one leg
- Camille dresses up like any fictional movie character to help a wacko
- Grad implements a radical treatment behind Watters' back
- Angela gets it on with anyone in a medical testing environment
- Kadalski tells anyone that he "sounds hostile"
- Gilbert Weeks goes wacko when anyone talks about the 1986 World Series
Drink everything in sight when ....
- Blood spurts into anyone's mouth
- Geiger sings at Russos
- A horse trots into a patient's room
- Thurmond bites Geiger's finger
- Anyone comes to the trauma center brandishing a firearm
- Kronk sings anything
- Thurmond admits to being attracted to a gelding nurse
- Any patient has a spike in his head
- The spider dies of melanoma
- Birch sings "Ten Thousand Men of Harvard" to anyone other than his daughter
- Saunders shows compassion for anyone or anything
- Any heart whatsoever is drop-kicked across the OR floor
- A patient has an erection that won't go away
- The intimate friend of any doctor turns out to be transsexual, transvestite or asexual
- Geiger paces in his boxer shorts anywhere but in his office or at his home
- You can figure out if the music in the operating room matches the procedure being
performed (since you are already beyond hope anyway)
- Anyone dies while getting it on with Angela in a medical testing environment
- Infante performs plastic surgery on a dead person
Compiled from numerous entries submitted by fellow fans on the Chicago Hope mailing
list, the Usenet newsgroup, AOL TV Gossip Board and AOL chat lines, including:
- PhantMPnts
- DinnyR
- SheriHen
- ShikagoHOP
- JenLCB
- Yvonne473
- JackJMH
- RKTeach
- MFLloyd
- LesleyG456
- Anna1138
- MaraEL
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