Drink:

• In the opening scene, drink once for each kid in Danny's house.
• When Ty Webb gets Danny's name wrong.
• Every time a golf club is swung.
• Drink twice if it is not swung at a golf ball.
• Also drink twice if a golf ball is moved without swinging a club.
• Every time Bill Murray says the word 'gopher'.
• Twice if someone else says it.
• Twice if Bill Murray calls the gopher something else. (Varmint, etc.)
• Any time a character does something not in tune with their profession. (Dr. Beeper neglecting his patients, for example.)
• Any time someone gambles.
• Any sex reference. (Twice is sex is actually shown.)
• Any time one of the name puns is said. (Lacy Underalls, Dr. Beeper, Bishop Bickering.)
• Any time Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) tips someone.
• Whenever Judge Smail yells at his nephew Spaulding.
• Drink a little more than usual whenever the gopher is on camera.
• Drink a lot more than usual if the gopher is dancing.