The Buffy Drinking Game

Take a sip when...

  • Someone sneaks up on Giles.
  • CHUG if Giles sneaks up on someone.
  • An episode preview makes it look like a Twilight Zone rip-off.
  • Someone - usually Buffy or Xander - has more info then you might think and explain it by saying something like "I had knowledge", "Research Boy comes through with the knowledge", "What, I can't have knowledge?"
  • A teacher is portrayed as being nice, and is toasted for it.
  • A teacher (other than Ms. Calendar) is portrayed as being nice, and manages to last out the episode unscathed
  • Someone is alone in the locker room and gets whacked
  • TAKE TWO SIPS if it's shown with slow-cam approaching!
  • Willow and Xander make fun of some 'popular' activity, only to have Buffy tell them she did it at her old school (1 sip)
  • TAKE AN ADDITIONAL SIP when they immediately back-pedal
  • Someone mentions that wierd stuff gravitates to Sunnydale because of the Hellmouth.
  • Principal Snyder sounds like Quark.
  • Principal Flutie psychobabbles.
  • TAKE TWO SIPS if Principal Flutie acts human.
  • Willow makes a snarky remark, then reacts with shock that she actually vocalized it.
  • Someone comments on Buffy's "criminal" past.
  • Someone makes a Brit comment at Giles's expense.
  • Buffy utters a "Buffy-ism."
  • (This DOES NOT include CBSs (Cute Buffy Sayings) like: "Goodbye Stakes, Hello flying fatalities!" CBSs require 2 sips.)
  • Willow hacks into a restricted computer site.
  • Giles comments on the illegality of such act: sip
  • Giles hacks into a restricted computer site: chug, and buy the Watcher PCs for Dummies
  • Buffy has a quirky look on her face or does something wierd with her lips.
  • Buffy slips in front of her mom about slaying.
  • CHUG if Mom doesn't let it slide.
  • Something you Keep shows up in an episode.
  • Willow is sitting behind a keyboard.
  • Xander displays jealousy over Buffy.
  • Willow displays nervousness about her feelings for Xander.
  • Buffy displays annoyed/intrigued behavior toward Angel.
  • Angel appears and says something cryptic to Buffy.
  • Buffy gushes over Angel.
  • CHUG if Giles gushes over *anyone* or anyone over Giles.
  • Buffy stakes a vamp.
  • Buffy makes a short but pronounced grunting noise at the point of impact.
  • TAKE TWO SIPS if Buffy stakes a vamp, but they don't immediately die.
  • TAKE TWO SIPS if Buffy offs a vamp in a way other than staking.
  • Buffy beats up Giles, just for practice.
  • The Master pontificates.
  • The Master orders Buffy's death.
  • Buffy escapes the evil minions of the Master.
  • Cordelia puts someone down.
  • Someone puts Cordelia down.
  • Someone puts Cordelia down, and she has no comeback.
  • Cordelia is the victim of something paranormal, and completely misses this fact.
  • Buffy leaves the school grounds during school hours.
  • Buffy is at the Bronze on a school night.
  • TWO SIPS if she has a date.
  • If the date isn't human - CHUG AWAY.
  • Willow and Xander go off to rescue Buffy.
  • TWO SIPS if they go with Giles.
  • THREE SIPS if they actually get in some good shots.
  • Buffy goes out on a date.
  • The date lives through the experience.
  • CHUG if she is willing to ask him out for a second date.
  • The FX people obviously reuse something from another tv show.
  • TAKE TWO SIPS if it's not Moloch, the faux-Narn.

Chug when...

  • Buffy's dress is longer than mid-thigh.
  • You see Xander's or Willow's parents.
  • Giles wears the same "butt-ugly" green and white checkered shirt *again*!
  • Cordelia becomes a vampire.
  • You see Anthony Stewart Head's earring hole.
  • Willow is dressed better than Buffy.
  • Giles is better dressed than Buffy--Switch channels, you're watching VR.5!
  • Susan Lucci wins an Emmy.

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