Drink every time someone says

• "I've made a huge mistake"
• "Annyong"
• "Banana"
• "Iraq"
• "Family"
• "No touching!"

Drink every time

• A news clip or newspaper article is shown
• The house falls apart
• The stair truck is driven
• Someone tackles someone
• An airhorn goes off
• Someone does a poultry dance
• A "Peanuts" reference is made or seen
• "Final Countdown" plays
• Someone sings "Afternoon Delight"
• Buster (Tony Hale) says "Hey brother" or some variation
• Buster says "I'm a monster!"
• Gob (Will Arnett) does a magic trick
• Gob rides his segway
• George Michael (Michael Cera) says or does something alluding to his liking his cousin, Maeby (Alia Shawkat)
• Tobias Funke (David Cross) misinterprets or misreads something (i.e. the Blue Man Group)
• Tobias says a double entendre
• Oscar (Jeffrey Tambor) says he is Buster's father or implies it